Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Islam: As boring as it gets


hero of the day: Yasmin Alibhai-Brown
Listen up...
Allah is a wanker and the prophet Muhammed was a drag queen.
I will say what I want and I will fight you to the death over my right to do so.
So what if the British Government has given Salman Rushdie a knighthood? I will accept that Salman is a walking, breathing personification of mediocrity and is only famous because of that bloody Fatwah and that he would have been lucky to get a Blue Peter badge otherwise. I will accept also that those with hot tempers, small brains and even smaller penises (or is that penae?) will choose (and I mean choose) to see this, therefore, as a calculated insult to their poxy, wretched, bigoted religion.
And I really don't give a shit.
In fact, I'm glad that Britain has pissed you off, Mr and Mrs Muslim! Because every time you run up and down your street burning flags or books or toilet rolls, the world is reminded just how backward, vicious and ignorant religious people are. We are also reminded that Muslims are the spoilt children of the world and that placating them is as pointless and counterproductive as giving a bawling brat another lolly.
I'm amazed you get the flags right as it happens. I imagine the minor delay in finding Danish flags to burn (remember all that?) was due to the simple fact that not a single one of you yapping, fascist bastards had ever EVER read a book or looked at a map of the world or even heard of Scandinavia.
Keep it up, dickheads, and I guarantee you that you will get your Jihad. And you will lose. Because when people like me get angry, you really have run out of sympathisers. I once sympathised with the Islamic world. I once believed in moderate Islam.
But now I don't.
I think Islam is horrible and I will stand up to it. Just like I would have stood up to Hitler or Franco or Mussolini or Stalin. And the startling truth is, that I am almost as likely to get murdered defending my right to free speech today as I would have been under any of the above regimes.
Fuck you. You people are just a bunch of fascist thugs and I don't have the tiniest ounce of respect for your religion.
Defend secularism!
Fight the Islamo-Fascist bullies!
Long Live Free Speech!

4 comments:

Ron said...

Just watched two of your videos and You have suddenly jumped up from the bottom of my links bar on my blog to the very top.

I could not have said it better myself, sir!

the witchfynder said...

Thank you, man, but please be aware, the fella in the videos is the legendary Pat Condell, master of the truth... much as I would like to, I can't accept the credit for his genius... that would just be out of order... Witness his might at www.patcondell.net

Ron said...

'Ee's friggin brilliant!

the witchfynder said...

he is indeed...